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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

(Source: swagonmydick4000000000, via dulect)

finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

(via circumcising)

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

(via orgasm)